Dunky - isms

Long time member of the Northeast Division Duncan Farrell is well known for his fun and sayings on the green. We thought it would be fun to share a few of these here on this page of our website to honor our Hall of Fame member and one of the sports most beloved characters...and he is a very fine bowler as well representing the NED on numerous occasions in the National Championships, US Open and represented the United states as a member of the National Team.

When his partner threw a wrong bias, Duncan calmly said, 'You're just a bit tight!"

When a ball is rolled tight he often exclaims 'you're as tight as a goats face.'

Skip: Where's our closest bowl ?    Lead:   It's in your hand. Lead:

How short was my last bowl?  Skip:  It's closer to you than to me.  

Observation:  You could walk through this head with skis on and not touch a bowl

Observation:  Everything in our favor is against us.

Observation: This green is so fast the bowl runs three feet after it stops.

Comment when a bowl is rolled up short of the target.: Having a nice time; wish you were here

.Comment: You can't call that a drive, when you take three feet of grass.

Comment:  The wind and the tide are against us today. 

Comment: You know the greens are heavy when you can only see half of the bowl. 

Comment: These bowls are so short. When this end is over you will need a sheepdog to round them up.